The Smile Connection Prentice Hall, Ltd. ©1986
“Tell me what you laugh at, and I’ll tell you who you are.”
Oh, Lord, I Sound Just Like Mama Peachtree Publishers, Ltd. ©1986
“You can do anything you want with a boy, but I’ll be sitting on your shoulder and you won’t enjoy it!”
Mama's Cooking Peachtree Publishers, Ltd. ©1988
“When I asked my mother for her recipe for chicken soup, I was shocked at how easy it is to prepare. Although she had never written down the recipe, she swore by the ingredients. After the third, ‘Are you sure you haven’t left anything out? This is too easy, ‘ Dad finally interrupted. ‘Daughter, if you want to complicate it, you can always throw in a dead squirrel.”’
In-Laws, Outlaws and Other Theories of Relativity Peachtree Publishers, Ltd. ©1990
“Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue--and they’re all relatives."
Oh, Lord, It's Monday Again Peachtree Publishers, Ltd. ©1991
“My boss can suck the sunshine out of any day in thirty seconds flat."
I Remember When . . . Peachtree Publishers, Ltd. ©1993
“I remember when--lying on the grass and staring up at the clouds was enough to fill up a whole afternoon of wondering.”
Humor At Work Peachtree Publishers, Ltd. ©1994
“If everyone laughs and your joke isn’t funny, you must be the boss.”
Collaboration: Esther Blumenfeld and Lynne Alpern © Blumenfeld and Alpern